Opening number! Meet the team and learn the basics of field hockey from the worst team at Camp Wildcat.

Julie "Loves Jesus" Kaling realizes what the team has to do to power up Emilio and get back to winning big.  She learned it in bible study.

Becca "Got Titties" Bjelica lets us into her inner world... and it turns out she thinks kissing boys is not that fun?  Is that normal?

Heather "Really Witty" Houston has some major meaning(lessness) of life breakthroughs while hungover.

Mel sells her soul to the devil/an Emilio Estevez lookalike and Jen convinces the rest of the team to do the same.

Girl Cory "Our Queen" Gillis has some gorgeous hamstrings, a secret admirer, and some dark secrets, and we're all just jealous.

Boy Cory "Is a Boy" Young is...suddenly hot?  WHAT?  Also, prom.

Of course it all comes down to Abby Putnam.  Will she appease the dark lord, or release the team from their dependence on paternalistic devil figure and show them the power was theirs all along?